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The Lighthouse review: Skoal Island

THE LIGHTHOUSE DIRECTED BY: Robert Eggers THE FILM: I mean it’s a film set on a single location – the titular lighthouse – with only two characters, filmed in claustrophobic 33:1 aspect ratio black and white, how interesting can a movie with this many handicaps actually be..? After seeing The Lighthouse I would argue… mostly. Mostly interesting. The plot […]

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30 Minute Film Review: Joker

Forgive me, trying something new. Since I’ll be seeing most films now on Thursday night – the eve of the heavily brokered opening weekend – I find myself short on time to write anything resembling (rambling – fair to say) three thousand word essays on the latest plum to fall from the Hollywood plum tree. […]

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JOHN WICK CHAPTER 3: PARABELLUM REVIEW – GROSSE POINT CASABLANCA

DIRECTED BY: CHAD STAHELSKI THE FILM: As much as we collectively seem to adore Keanu Reeves and this latest treasure cache of John Wick movies I couldn’t honestly tell you right now if I think he’s a decent actor. And frankly it really doesn’t matter in 2019. His likability crossed the helix of his ability around […]

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